This user misses Lil Peep
underappreciated form of humor: using incorrect long forms of proper names i.e. Craigory, Bobert, Barold, etc.
Anyone else get obsessed with anything that brings you the slightest bit of happiness and you just want to talk about it all the time but then you talk about it and you annoy people and then no one cares and you just want to die in a hole
Important discoveries being made over here.
oh my god😂
[audio transcription: So I’m sure we’ve all seen the videos recently of these things *squeezes the honking chicken several times* little chickens. Um. Well, so I discovered recently that if you pull the head off and then pull the noisemaker out it’s the right size that you can stick it in the end of a trombone mouthpiece. And then *deep breath* *the loudest, most horrible blatting noises* Yeah.]
Has science gone too far
so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear.
i just asked him to bless this post and he did
This post is officially the most holy post on Tumblr. Use it to banish sins from your dashboard.
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